Total Medals Earned: 1,622 (From 276 different games.) Total Medal Score: 27,345 Points
Medals Earned: 3/7 (65/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Win without taking any damage.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (40/40 points)
You looked at the credits, yay!
Ahhh, that's better
You flushed the kings pee
Medals Earned: 3/50 (15/500 points)
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Destroy 10 enemy drones.
Destroy 100 enemy drones.
Destroy 1000 asteroids.
Destroy 10000 asteroids.
Destroy 1000 enemy drones.
Destroy 10 enemy ships.
Destroy 100 enemy ships.
Destroy 500 enemy ships.
Destroy a battleship without the Silver Wing.
Destroy a bumper ship.
Destroy a divider ship.
Defeat Varik Gorr.
Collect 1000 credits.
Collect 10000 credits.
Collect 50000 credits.
Destroy 10 asteroids or enemy ships by ramming them.
Destroy 100 asteroids or enemy ships by ramming them.
Destroy 250 asteroids or enemy ships by ramming them.
Beat the game in Rookie or Cadet Mode.
Beat the game in Cadet Mode.
Beat stage mode twice.
Beat the game in Ace Mode.
Buy all Weapon upgrades in the shop.
Buy all Reloader upgrades in the shop.
Buy all Armor upgrades in the shop.
Buy all Shield upgrades in the shop.
Buy all Recharger upgrades in the shop.
Buy all Ship Parts upgrades in the shop.
Buy all Items in the shop.
Buy all available upgrades in the shop.
Hatch the egg.
Level up Egg-kun.
Use the bomb for the first time.
Self-destruct your ship by using the bomb.
Clear a stage without being hit once.
Clear a stage without shooting once.
Watch the credits until the end.
Watch the post-credit scene.
Unlock the Valkyrie Type MA.
Unlock the Silver Wing.
Collect your first quartz fragment.
Collect 1000 quartz fragments.
Collect 5000 quartz fragments.
Achieve a score of at least 9001 in endless mode.
Achieve a score of at least 100k in endless mode.
Achieve a score of at least 250k in endless mode.
Achieve a score of at least 1M in endless mode.
Enter the sacred code in the main menu.
Unlock all achievements.
Medals Earned: 5/24 (25/390 points)
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
You made Pico, congrats!
*cock jokes not included
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/220 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
autoclicker
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Kill Peter
Kill Peter Without Missing
Medals Earned: 2/45 (10/500 points)
Killed 20 enemies
Killed 2 enemies at once
Killed 3 enemies at once
Sticker (Common): Alien Hominid
Sticker (Common): Green Knight
Sticker (Common): Grunt
Sticker (Common): The Player
Sticker (Common): Tom
Sticker (Epic): Cat Dad
Sticker (Epic): Gold Whale
Sticker (Epic): Necromancer
Sticker (Epic): Tord
Sticker (Epic): Tricky
Sticker (Rare): Edd
Sticker (Rare): Hank
Sticker (Rare): Orange Knight
Sticker (Rare): Pico
Sticker (Rare): Racoon
Sticker (Uncommon): Beefy Villager
Sticker (Uncommon): Boyfriend
Sticker (Uncommon): Hominid Agent
Sticker (Uncommon): Matt
Sticker (Uncommon): The Tank
Win 10 rounds
Win a game of Castle Crashers VS!
Beat 10 rounds!
Killed 30+ enemies with 100% accuracy!
Killed 4 enemies at once
Killed 50 enemies
Killed 5 enemies at once
Killed 6 enemies at once
Escaped the magma!
Break 100 blocks!
Broke 500 blocks!
Win a game of Pico Roulette!
Survived for 1+ miles!
Win 25 rounds
Killed 100 enemies!
Killed 50+ enemies with 100% accuracy!
Killed 7 enemies at once!
Survived for 5+ miles!
Crossed the finish line! (~12 miles)
Win 50 rounds
Killed 100+ enemies with 100% accuracy!
Win 100 rounds!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (125/150 points)
Medals Earned: 9/11 (310/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!