Total Medals Earned: 1,638 (From 282 different games.) Total Medal Score: 28,170 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (60/160 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (30/30 points)
You have written the story for the news to print, off to the press we go!
The first run just wasn't good enough, start again!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (185/185 points)
Start watching! But will you finish it?
You actually sat through that crap?!?!?!?!?
Watch for the 2nd time!
Watch for the 3RD TIME!!!
Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (180/355 points)
Level up to the max level
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Beat the game without dying
Get 12 red coins in one game
Get the max attack combo chain
Beat the game without a helper
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/480 points)
Loot a painting!
Check out the Credits!
Upgrade your Gloves 5 times!
Have $10,000 in your Bank Account
Loot the final loot
Medals Earned: 4/16 (20/80 points)
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Patriots.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (105/315 points)
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Die before beating Luis.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Achieve the canon ending.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.